So I'm gonna go ahead and make up these sheets and clean up. An opinionated and melanin-ated production. Memorable quote: "You know what? I believe it would be the greatest Christianity thing I could do to help somebody in need. Upon learning she'll be making $4,000 a month if she agrees, she quickly changes her mind. Madea is reluctant to welcome into a house a family who has recently entered the Witness Protection Program.
See what I’m feeding you? Out of the kindness of my heart, I’m doing the good Christian thing.” Towards the end of the song, she comes to church singing as the second woman. You ain’t got to be breaking into their house trying to steal nothing. Then this touching story is invaded by the Grandma from Hell, who takes a chainsaw to the plot, the mood, everything. Mabel 'Madea' Earlene Simmons (née Baker/Murphy) is a character created and portrayed by Tyler Perry. Memorable quote: “The lesson is simple, honey. 'Diary of a Mad Black Woman' begins as the drama of a wife of 18 years, dumped by her cruel husband and forced to begin a new life.
Madea teaches youth a lesson that they can’t get away with doing whatever they want, especially breaking into other’s homes, no matter what. Memorable quote: “I was waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in there. That’s called grit ball.”Īll jokes aside, although you can still go to jail without being read Miranda rights, everything said at the time of the arrest can’t be used by prosecutors in the court of law if police fail to read you the Miranda rights. You understand? And as you throw it, you swat. Diary of a Mad Black Woman: 2-Disc Special Edition. Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005) PG-13 Comedy, Drama, Romance. And you need you a skillet with a nice good balance weight on it. Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Sundance Film Festival Independent Spirit Awards Black History Month SXSW STARmeter Awards Awards Central Festival Central All Events. Get you a pot like this, take it and throw it. Bring him into the kitchen and get you a big old pot of hot grits, and when it starts to boil like lava after he done got good and comfortable, you say good morning. When you get tired of a man hitting on you honey, ain’t nothing you can do, but cook breakfast for him. Memorable quote: "You can want all your life to help somebody, but if they don’t want to get help, it ain’t gonna happen. In this scene, Madea stopped what could have been a domestically violent marriage in the sequel to Diary of a Mad Black Women by helping her family member get out of a sticky situation, and we're not talking about the grits. Memorable quote: “I ain’t scared of no popo, call the popo hoe.” The Mindy Project Season 3 Episode 8 Diary of a Mad Indian Woman. When in doubt, Madea will be the first to do what she has to do to regardless of the reputations, even if that results in a call to the police. This was the start of the legacy! Diary of a Mad Black Women gave women an inside look to what it’s like to end an 18-year marriage caused by an affair with the help of your grandmother.
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